- Me on my wedding day: you still like me right
when the teacher says pair up but no one likes u
(Source: trevorfuckinphilips, via chaotically-tranquil)
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.
(Source: aru, via astolengrace)
when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it
(via astolengrace)
How to keep a girl happy:
1) Grab her butt
2) Buy her food
3) Cuddle with her
4) fuck her good
5) Repeat.
(via hallucinogens-uk)
The contrast added so much expression to his face
(Source: halloweenhalloweenhalloween, via ruinedchildhood)
(via thatbrokengiirl)
(Source: imoverthemooon, via pastel-pink-panties)
done:
Animals Growing Up
Cuz who wouldn’t want this on their dash
The turtle oneIf this doesn’t make ur day better u are wrong and you can go
Is that tom from myspace?
this is precious
(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via electraheartaches)
the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger
You either die Spongebob, or live long enough to see yourself become Squidward.
Oh my god.
(via ruinedchildhood)